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- November 16, 1993
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- Top Ten Reasons Puerto Rico Does Not Want To Become A State
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- 10. Pennsylvania's already "The Keystone State", and if you can't be "The
- Keystone State", what's the point?
- 9. Too disruptive to be towed by tug boat and welded on to Texas
- 8. Don't want to have to pay Clinton's Pina Colada tax
- 7. U.S. Teams keep getting ass kicked by Canadian teams in World Series
- 6. As a state it would attract more visits from Ross Perot
- 5. Alaska became a state, and look what happened -- it's freezing there!
- 4. To avoid spoiling U.S. flag, they'd have to share a star with New Jersey
- 3. That "Ready to Rumble" guy is just too annoying
- 2. Might have to sit next to Packwood in the Senate
- 1. Two words: Lorena Bobbitt
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